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mishasassbutt:

mishasassbutt:

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

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incredible
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parents are weird 

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

(via nerdywithadashofawesome)

May 21, 2015

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(via nerdywithadashofawesome)

May 21, 2015

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Afraid: John 14:27; 2 Timothy 1:7; Hebrews 13:6; 1 John 4:18

Angry: Matthew 5:22-24; Romans 12:10-21; Ephesians 4:26, 31-32; James 1:19-20

Anxious/Worried: Matthew 6:23-34; Philippians 4:6-7; Luke 12:22, 25, 31; 1 Peter 5:7

Bereaved: John 11:25; 14:1-3; 1 Corinthians 15:55; 2 Corinthians 5:1; Philippians 1:21; 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18; 1 Peter 1:3-4

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Depressed: Matthew 11:28-30; Romans 8:28; Philippians 4:13

Discouraged/Disappointed: Matthew 11:28-30; Romans 8:28; 2 Corinthians 4:8-9, 16-18; Galatians 6:9; Philippians 1:6; 4:6-7, 19; 1 Thessalonians 3:3; Hebrews 10:35-36; 1 Peter 1:6-9

Distraught/Upset: Luke 18:1-8; Hebrews 12:3; 13:5; 1 Peter 5:7

Doubting: Matthew 8:26; John 6:37; Philippians 1:6; 2 Timothy 1:12; Hebrews 11:6; 12:2; James 1:6, 8; 1 John 5:13

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Jealous/Envious: 1 Corinthians 3:3; Galatians 5:29-21, 26; Hebrews 13:5; James 3:16; 5:9

Impatient: Romans 5:3; 8:25; 12:12; Galatians 5:19-21

Lonely: John 14:15-21; Acts 2:25-26; Hebrews 13:5-6

Sad: 2 Corinthians 1:3-4; 2 Thessalonians 2:16-17; Hebrews 4:15-16

Sick: Matthew 18:19; 2 Corinthians 12:7-9; James 1:6; 5:13-16

Suffering: Mattew 5:10-12; John 15:18-20; Romans 8:35-39; 2 Corinthians 12:10; 2 Timothy 3:12; James 1:12; 1 Peter 4:12-14; Revelation 2:1-

Tempted: Matthew 4:1-4, 11; 26:41; Luke 17:1; 1 Corinthians 10:12-13; 1 Timothy 6:9; Hebrews 4:15; James 1:2-3, 12-15; 4:7

Troubled by wrong thoughts: Philippians 4:8; Colossians 3:2

Weak: Romans 5:6; 2 Corinthians 12:9-10; Ephesians 3:16; Philippians 4:13

Withholding forgiveness: Matthew 6:14-15; 18:21-22; Mark 11:25; Luke 6:37-38; 11:4; 23:34; Ephesians 4:32

May 21, 2015

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